Remember that big, mean Polynesian I was telling you about?

Well, he actually came over on Sunday after I wrote that post and let me tell you, he is terrifying!
Don't let these pictures fool you...

Yes, he may adore babies and may have held one in his arms the entire two hours he was here and
Yes, he may have baked these delicious rolls from SCRATCH for us to devour...

But, still. Don't mess with him people. Woe is the man or woman who tries to mess with this house while we are gone!